Top Bad

The absolute pinacle of "bad".

Shit man, that's top bad about your old lady bangin' that fucko...and a PIG no less.

by Dr. Reuben October 12, 2011

Rag Top

A derogatory term for Terrorists, specifically found in the middle east dawning black clothing and a black sheet over the head.

"OH SHIT THERE'S A RAG TOP WITH AN M4, SHOOT H-"

by Oradd Phoenix May 30, 2022

Top Demon

A female that specialize in mouth work . most likely born with the rare ability

I heard she good with the mouth , yeah she's a top demon

by Tid500 September 19, 2015

Top penny

someone who is your top priority and who they will forever be the person who makes u smile when you’re down and brings luck to your sight. also know and a Top Tyra :

A tyra is a shy person when u meet at first but once u get to know them they vv loud and out going. they have a big heart and can make anyone laugh.

she’s my top penny, she’s to special to loose and i’m lucky to have her.

by the loser no one likes July 31, 2019

Top that rank

when you're closer to a person than someone else.

Person 1: someone keeps spreading rumors about me to my boyfriend.
Person 2: Your boyfriend probably won't believe her anyway.
Person 1: but it's my boyfriend's best friend that keeps spreading rumors,
Person 2: So, you top that rank, your his girlfriend, that person is just his best friend

by Anonymous102894814 July 16, 2013

Larry on top

When a short and often stocky man is on top when having sex with a tall companion

We tried Larry on top last night for his birthday

by Cream-daddy July 14, 2022

Top gun

Woman or man assumes the scorpion position ass in the air. After taking laxatives, an enema, or a long nite of drinking. Shits up into the air showering down all around. Called a top gun because alas she was inverted.

The bachelor party was lit as fuck till the hooker pulled a top gun. Don't think we'll get the deposit back on the room.

by Krunkstono May 15, 2018