terminal thin

So thin that if you turn sideways to anyones line of sight, you inevitably... disappear

"Oh god, that kid Dylan Breeze just went all terminal thin on us, I can't see him!"

by Terminal Fat Is Not Real February 13, 2018

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

by RusPix May 31, 2018

Homo-thing

When something is so gay that its whole existence is just, gay.

Did you hear what they did? It was a homo-thing

by wollowe June 4, 2018

sweetest thing in the world

Ruxandra, the most exceptional ARTist, cutest thing you can ever imagine. If you finda girl like her, nerver let go. It will melt your heart with a smile and your body to tremble with her affection. <3

You are the sweetest thing in the world. You make honey taste like nothing.

by 2blind2seeurlove May 26, 2018

no thing

a situation that has insufficient evidence to be illegal.

The fight in the Grand Market Place at USC was a no thing.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

flippy thing

Also known as a dick when not in an erection.

Your flippy thing is wet.

by Adolf Feldkamp August 10, 2018

Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."

by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018