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violent shitting

1. The type of bowel movement characterized by extreme noise, wetness, and unbelievable amounts of excrement in a ferocious, high-velocity manner.

2. All of the aforementioned symptoms present, the type of bowel movement that causes one to grunt or yell out in a violent manner, misleading bystanders outside the door or passer-by's to believe you are being murdered or murdering someone in the bathroom with said movement.
Violent shitting makes me so embarrassed when I walk out of the bathroom.
by Warmach21 January 8, 2016
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lane shitting

Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.
Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 25, 2020
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Shit paralysis

The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.

Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.
I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.

I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.
by Pulpi1 June 1, 2014
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shit the rag

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
by Timmy-K August 28, 2011
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Ma Shit

A term in ebonics (ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to a male sexual organ.
Jerome said to that over-used hoe: DON'T TOUCH "MA SHIT" YO!
by MandingoTrump September 5, 2018
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Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !
Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!
by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018
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IMDB this shit

When you and your friends have a discrepancy about which actor/actress/director etc. was in any given movie. Also when you're convinced you've seen a famous person make a cameo before they were famous.
That was totally Ashley Tisdale in Donnie Darko. IMDB this shit right now!
by JisaToff January 26, 2011
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