When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime
by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015
Get the The Scrappy Johnsonmug. Black man's large penis. From Boxer Jack Johnson who had a large penosnthatbwas defined in his boxing shorts
Look at his Johnson
by K9DogMa March 7, 2025
Get the Johnsonmug. by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
Get the Johnson Twistmug. by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017
Get the buttcrack johnsonmug. When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
by dying_fish September 26, 2020
Get the Johnsonmug. The absolute most amazing girl in the world. She will do anything in the world for you and has the most amazing personality. She'll love you for all your flaws and insecurities. She has the most beautiful eyes and the sexiest body. If you treat her right she'll show you what real love feels like. Hold on to her forever.
by Damianloveshisgf April 1, 2022
Get the Jaeda Johnsonmug. The best boyfriend to ever have in history! Blonde, sweet, cuddly, and absolutely HOT!!!!!!! Pleasures you so well you will be soaking wet, you will love this guy.
by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019
Get the Hayes Johnsonmug.