Giraffe goose

A retarded way of saying swan

Is that a goose or a swan? Nah bro it's a giraffe goose.

by The real moe November 09, 2020

Goose-nips

When your cold and you you get goose bumps but bigger

I turned on my air conditioner and I got goose-nips

by Drumbeat May 26, 2022

filthy goose

An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.

Your friend: Die you filthy goose!
You: Oh, Ok. :(
Your Friend: Yeah you filthy goose!

by WolfgangTS March 26, 2016

Comedy Goose

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.

"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."

by margotyoupregnantREAL May 17, 2022

Goose Group

A place where straight people are a minority and gays are to lonely to get laid

U looked in goose group lately?
Yea ethan fucked my nan again

by Unn0 March 26, 2022

Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit

Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.

by ABigDD July 30, 2024

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 05, 2018