Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.

"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"

by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019

Goosed

When you are so high, that you can’t remember if you just hit the bong or not; so you just hit it again.

Ralphio- Shit man... I just goosed the hell out of that bong!

Kyle- No shit dude, it was my turn.

by KristaBrooks January 7, 2021

Goosed

to be highly intoxicated; or drunk

Wow we were so goosed last night!

by Jnickle dickles April 18, 2021

Goosed

A Mersey expression from the 90's meaning something horrible happened, or someone was injured or died in a horrible way in reference to Goose from the film Top Gun.

"Aww lad, he's goosed."

"Aww mate, it's goosed lad."

"Kidder, they were well goosed"

by TheWirral February 12, 2021

Goosed

Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.

See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.

by squid1161 January 22, 2020

Goosed

When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned

"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"

by sugar_tits69 November 13, 2017

Goosed

Becoming drunk by drinking too much Goose Island beer.

Dan got so goosed last night.

by ocgrad01 January 11, 2016