Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit while lying on a bed of silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home. Today has been a drag. Time for you to fruit me"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

Fruit Salad

I bowl of various unlabeled drugs put out for consumption at a pill popper party.

I dug into that fruit salad looking for Benzos and found some Ludes.

by Mol5on September 10, 2021

Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.

He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.

by Spaceace_357 April 18, 2024

Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

No Fruit

To refuse something in an autistic fashion, even when it's for the benefit of the no fruiter.

Phil: "You should try Mangoes, they taste great."

Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "At least come on this holiday with us, we will pay for your flights, you'll enjoy yourself."

Coxy: "No fruit."

Phil: "But, why? You need a holiday."

Coxy: "NO FRUIT!"

by AggressiveKoala November 26, 2020

Logan Fruit

A man holding the name Logan fruit or any berry is a boy kisser and always will be unless his name is legally changed

Person 1:Did you hear about Logan's last name?
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser

by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023