When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.
by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014
Get the drunk dumpmug. The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.
She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?
by CGPsaint April 21, 2017
Get the dump shitmug. by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017
Get the Skittle Dumpmug. by epicfaiilllll August 6, 2008
Get the system dumpmug. by Captain pussy slayer April 18, 2015
Get the schlang dumpmug. "I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "
"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
by i2oo March 14, 2013
Get the Dick dumpmug. by Ecylian April 14, 2016
Get the Hump & Dumpmug.