Washed

shorthand for "washed up"

"At one point Ben had a shot at the boxing world championship title belt, but now he is just washed. Put on 50 lbs, works as a teacher now."

"I have lost my last 12 ranked games. I went from a 58% winrate last split and gold to a 30% and getting demoted all the way to s4 I don’t understand what is so darn different from this split to last."

"IDK maybe you just washed"?

by Jimmy_Lee September 8, 2023

did you wash your az today

WASH YOPUR ASS

did you wash your az today

by uwu master 1234567890098765432 November 9, 2023

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.

Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.

by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019