Sea cream

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

by Gunnaplayagain May 01, 2020

dick sea

The male population in general.

Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night and it was awful!!!!

Friend:Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea......the dick sea. You will find one you like someday.

by Vendetta_driven_gal July 19, 2023

Sea Pickle

This is a very wet pickle that you sometimes shove up your asshole and scream for mercy while the pickle gropes your sac and squeezes.

Omg... you should try this sea pickle it really goes in my butt.

by Weird butt July 14, 2020

Sea robin

Hands down the most glamorous, prestigious, hardest fighting gamefish that swims in the northwest Atlantic.

“Dude, you wouldn’t believe what I caught the other day” “A tuna?” “No, a sea robin”

by dragonvaleenjoyer February 29, 2024

Salty Sea Gull

When a girl is doming you up and then flappes her arm and then does a sound of a sea lion.

Man that girl can sure give a salty sea gull.

by BPChuy89 April 06, 2011

Sea of Jizz

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.

It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.

by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018

Sea monster

Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,

“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?

by TheRealPokerPig August 04, 2020