Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

Sea Dingo

When you expect a normal scenario outcome but you find it to be the lesser of odds which is an improvement for sure.

Also, an unusual autocorrect text sent by an individual that had consumed too much Jager at around 3pm on a Monday.

I thought today's weather was going to suck, but it was straight sea dingo.

I'm finna have myself a sea dingo shift at work!

by Artist-n-Client March 9, 2021

Sea of lettuce

Sea of lettuce is shit

-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah

by creasers2020 March 14, 2021

Sea cat

A word describing an island filled with rich people and magical rapists.

Joe really read sea cat with Steam sprites

by Euphrynichus Amanica March 22, 2021

Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place, oceanfront property is too expensive to be anywhere near Mayberry. You also don't see the time and temperature displayed outside the bank in a coastal California coastal city like you would in Mayberry. San Diego isn't New York or Tokyo, but it isn't Mayberry either.

Mayberry by the sea wouldn't be in California if there was such a place. California is nothing like Mayberry. Back in the late 1930s it might have been more like Mayberry than it is now, but not today. Really though, nowhere west of Oklahoma is much like Mayberry, it's a different world.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

Mayberry by the sea

There's no such place. If you think you are from Mayberry, you're not from Mayberry.

People from Mayberry don't know they are from Mayberry. You never sea a beach in Mayberry, which is why there's no Mayberry by the sea anywhere.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

sea turtle me

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

I am bored come sea turtle me.

by Definition magician April 9, 2021