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lobster hand

When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
by 707ceerip April 14, 2014
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Auntie Hand

When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.
I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Hand Flap

When you are about to go down on a girl and you start flapping her vagina lips with your hands. Hence, a HAND flap.
Boy: "Are you ready for this babygirl?"

Girl: "What.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Boy: "I'm hand flapping you babe."
by Maaashaa February 8, 2015
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a fibbion handful

In true defenition, To take an excessive amount of something in just one handful. If you where to take a fibbion handful from something like a bowl of chips you would take almost five hands worth of chips in one hand.
Person 1: Hey would like some chips, i love chips dont you? Only take a handful cause im kinda hungry
Person 2: Ok (a fibbion handful)
Person 1: What the fuck! thats like half my packet, and you did it with only one hand, there so huge, literally..
Person 2: BAIL WHOOPPP WHOOPP WHOOPP
Person 1: Nein my chips are all gone now
by Master Apps October 21, 2005
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hand love

I'm going home to get me some hand love.
by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
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red hand

When someone is striked on their (often bare) back with the palm of the hand, leaving a red imprint or red hand on their back. Can be done in the changing rooms or any other opportunity
He was getting changed and lookin the other way, so i gave him a red hand!
by The Anon November 3, 2008
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cock hand

A disease that occurs when a dude takes a leak holding his cock in his hand, then proceeds to leave the bathroom without washing.

Each person that man then shakes hands with is infected with cock hand.

Soap will kill all traces of the disease.
Mitch took a leak at taco bell, didn't wash and then proceeded to go back to making tacos. Damn now everyone is infected with cock hand.
by Lemon Lysol January 29, 2004
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