white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Double Fisting

1. Holding two beverages, one in each hand.

2. The act of fisting two vagina/assholes at one time. Involving 1-3 parties.

1. “I double fisted my cold brew and cactus cooler at Hamburger Mary’s last night.”

2. “I almost lost my hands last night because I was double fisting two gorilla-grip pussies and I lost feeling in four of my fingers.”

by glitter clit July 30, 2021

Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.

Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.

by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022

hebrew fisting

The act of a Jewish couple fisting each other

Man Martha and James were Hebrew fisting in the corner of the synagogue

by Bigdaddysausage June 7, 2016

Fist to Starfish

To punch someone in the asshole.

Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011

The Fist Games

The annual event affectionately known at The Fist Games takes place on the first Thursday in January after the Epiphany. While not a religious holiday, it is celebrated religiously by its founders. The history of the Fist Games traces its roots to Tulane University in the late 1990s. A small group of men, mostly soccer players, led by Dave K., also know as "Ace in the Hole" in the poker community, needed a reason to celebrate that day. As one of them explained, "in New Orleans, it feels like a long time between New Years Eve and Fat Tuesday. Thus, they celebrated with a festive evening among themselves. As many participants will attest, "once you've experienced The Fist Games, shit will never be the same."

Did your ass survive The Fist Games 2018?

by Junior6969 January 7, 2021

Fisting

Anything more enjoyable than watching England play rugby

“Do you want to watch the game?”
“Nah. I think I’ll stay at home and try fisting from a Yeti instead. Way more fun”

by Maggie T February 20, 2025