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Face Cookie

A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.

3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!
by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008
mugGet the Face Cookiemug.

[nub cookie]

A insult used in gaming langauge, much like nubcake. this word is normaly used when some1 says somthing completly stupid and some1 else calls them a nubcookie for their stupidity

p.s Every time the word nubcookie is used by a person/s 1 pound sterling is to be donated.
Mike:'Hollands in germany aint it?'
Sim:'No mike u nub cookie, holland is a country'
by Mikelol March 18, 2009
mugGet the [nub cookie]mug.

Boneless Cookies

Boneless cookies are undercooked cookies that are soft and gooey and are cookies for 6-8 minutes.

Once the cookies look puffy after 6-8 minutes take the out and press them down and enjoy.
p1:"Have you ever had boneless cookies"
p2: "wtf is that"
by Katsuki Luna February 7, 2023
mugGet the Boneless Cookiesmug.

Cookie Water

Cookie Water is milk that you dipped your cookies in and absorbed all the cookieness and crumbs turning it into Cookie Water.
Everyone loves cookie water, drink it. You can't just dip and slip, man.
by araxx January 10, 2017
mugGet the Cookie Watermug.

top cookies

The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".
I just sniped top cookies after a nice backhand toe dizzle.
by rekcil sinep April 13, 2009
mugGet the top cookiesmug.

foot cookie

The submissive to an individual with a foot fetish .
Jim has a foot fetish, and his girlfriend Sarah is his foot cookie.
by Doctor footcookie May 3, 2015
mugGet the foot cookiemug.

Cookie trail

Its the line that leads to your cookie aka vagina
You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl
by Amrakkp November 20, 2016
mugGet the Cookie trailmug.

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