The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.
The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"
by Riverbone Jackson May 31, 2018
When 2 people agree to hate each other in secret, often for the sake they both have in common, like something they like or someone they love.
by sta1ndaddy June 07, 2020
A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
by kongbongokcool April 30, 2020
Believing one's canned drink will be cold by feeling the temperature of the can, only to then taste the warm liquid inside. May be used as an acronym (ccs). Also applies to bottles (cbs).
Person 1: The beers seem cold enough to drink, do you want one?
Person 2: Nah, I just put them in the fridge, you must have cold can syndrome.
Damn, the can was so cold I coulda sworn this wouldn't be so warm and gross! CCS is the worst...
Person 2: Nah, I just put them in the fridge, you must have cold can syndrome.
Damn, the can was so cold I coulda sworn this wouldn't be so warm and gross! CCS is the worst...
by Unsatisfied Drinker August 17, 2010
its like getting nervous before a fight and thinking about every possible thing that could go wrong.
by Bernard(: March 19, 2010
by coldrain July 26, 2020
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