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Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.
Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket
by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021
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Deader than a Kennedy

The epitome of death. A profound state of deadness, where death is thorough and is firmly established.

To ascertain death at the top-most level, surpassing even a Kennedy's seemingly effortless ability to achieve it.

Exponentially Dead.
Deader than fried chicken.
Pretty freaking dead.
Can pertain to a person literally or figuratively to their career, chance of success, etc.; or to a place where no one goes; or to a thought or idea with no chance of acceptance.
"This place is Deader than a Kennedy"
"Probably because it's a shopping mall."

"Do you think Gruden will ever coach again?"
"No, he's Deader than a Kennedy to the NFL!"
by Vesper47 February 18, 2022
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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
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rileys more relevant than trenaye

Rileys like 100x more worth being here and he has more many rights unlike the other thing he is lonely and had no friends haha
by Addisonraeisgey May 19, 2021
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smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
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Woker than thou

A term invented by Alysha to define privileged minorities at Ivy leagues who have a wokerior complex
That woker than thou bitch only wanted to talk to me when she figured I'm Hispanic
by dick dick dick dick August 13, 2021
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