An old lady puts an Oxo cube in her vagina then as she gets wet it turns to gravy inside her. Proceed to lick out the gravy.
by Alfredo Johnson March 16, 2017
Get the nannas magic soupmug. A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.
It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.
It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.
"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"
"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."
"Locker room soup is delicious!"
"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."
"Locker room soup is delicious!"
by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014
Get the locker room soupmug. To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)
Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.
Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.
Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.
by King Taye June 2, 2020
Get the To spoon one's soupmug. Don't waste your breath; aka shut the fuck up. Save your breath to cool off a hot meal, beverage, or soup.
Boss: "Why haven't you finished cutting up them fuckin' two by fours yet?"
Me: "Sorry boss I had to change the blade and --"
Boss: "Save it for your soup. Cut the fuckers already, time is expensive."
Me: "Sorry boss I had to change the blade and --"
Boss: "Save it for your soup. Cut the fuckers already, time is expensive."
by Thatfuckingcarpenter May 28, 2021
Get the Save it for Your Soupmug. When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.
by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020
Get the Japanese Squid Soupmug. How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.
by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011
Get the Stone Soup Essaymug. French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.
If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry
If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry
by zooanimalyay February 23, 2022
Get the french onion soupmug.