A bad simp

When Sweg lies about playing valorant on his status

Sweg “playing valorant”

The whole server: thats bullshit you’re such a bad simp sweg

by Atcyue November 1, 2020

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Loli simp

Literally what it sounds like.

Someone that needs to not exist

Oh look, a loli simp
*shoots*

by 俺が見 March 3, 2022

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Simp monkey

A simp monkey is someone who is so concerned with his fragile masculinity that he plays iMessage uno with girls

Joseph Lawrence is the definition of a simp monkey

by Pee cock December 26, 2019

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A combination of a cuck and a simp. Somebody who is a simpleton towards anything and will bow down toward any authority figure and etc. without having anything to say. These people are afraid to offer any advice and will support anything without doing any research what so ever.

EX: A gamer who buys all of the DLC for Dead or Alive 6. "How can anybody be so stupid and spend $2,000 on a broken video game/defend the fact that they spend that much in porn? What a cuck simp!"

EX 2: A reviewer who rates something a 10/10 and ignores all of the issues of set product. "Doom Eternal gets a 10/10 yet critics ignore all the bugs/glitches/many crashes that others are experiencing? What a cuck simp!"

EX 3: A person who defends a corporation or a terrible person/leader to their dying breath/will go to EXTREME measures to prove their point. "WWE fans are hypocritical and will defend a fake product just to get over with their favorite superstars. Bunch of cuck simps!"

by VXXXXXX April 18, 2020

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