Second Life

The key and final element to the prophecies of the end of the world.

Following the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, an evil political, military leader (The election of George W. Bush) came the Tribulation, a seven year interval of great suffering and death (The war in Iraq). Undoubtedly connected to this chain of events came the horrendous natural disasters of Hurricane Katrina and the breaking of the levees of New Orleans in 2005 and the winter storm of 2006. Now we sit on the horizon of the The war of Armageddon - a massive battle in Israel as Ahmadinejad sets his sights on the elimination of the state of Israel.

As it has been foretold, it is happening now!!!!

Nerds have begun to escape this world. This sick, sad, and pathetic world of confusion, hate, and turmoil. They have found their sanctuary online, in cyber-space; the cyber-gate to HEAVEN! Together, they build and prepare the New World for the second coming of Jesus Christ as He would want it. Full of trannies, casinos, fat people talking dirty to eachother, and everybody flying around being gay. The second coming of Christ marks The Rapture - where Nerds who have been born again will rise into the sky towards Jesus.

Sign up while you still can... OR BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!

Normal Person: Hey... look Dave... I'm only telling you this because I'm concerned for you. I think you need to quit the Second Life and pay a little more attention to your wife and kids. She told me in confidence that she's thinking about leaving you...

Dave: I HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!!!! AS SHE SHUNS ME SHE HATH SO SHUNNED THE MYSTERIOUS WORKINGS OF GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!

Normal Person: Dude... Get some help. Please.

by JimChach January 6, 2009

sloppy seconds

when a girl is fucked in her twat and is cummed in,then she is dooked up her kooch again after that the second person who fucked her has gotten "sloppy seconds"

I got sloppy seconds from the prostitue cus shes such a slut.

by sean d September 27, 2004

Secondhand Vagina

When someone eats out a girl and then proceeds to do something with their mouth (Ex: kissing you) so you also get the vagina in your mouth.

Jake just ate out that girl and then you let him have a sip of your drink? Enjoy that secondhand vagina!

by K City L.C. June 24, 2008

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.

Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021

Secondhand Vagina

When someone eats out a girl and then proceeds to do something with their mouth (Ex: kissing you) so you also get the vagina in your mouth.

Jake just ate out that girl and then you let him have a sip of your drink? Enjoy that secondhand vagina!

by K City L.C. June 25, 2008

Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.

Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on This Head December 12, 2007

5 Seconds Of Summer

5SOS (5sauce) are an Australian pop rock/pop punk band. Founded in 2011, it consists of members Luke Hemmings, born July 16th, 1996 (lead vocals/guitar) Calum Hood, born January 25th, 1996 (vocals/bass guitar) Michael Clifford, born November 20th, 1995 (lead guitar/vocals) and Ashton Irwin, born July 7th, 1994 (drummer/vocals). Commenly called a boy band although not one under any form of dictionary. (According to the Oxford dictionary, a boy band is a /vocal focused/ pop group made up of late teen/early twenties attractive males appealing to a young female audience, 5SOS' appeal was strictly coincidental) They have released one studio album and one live album respectfully named '5 Seconds Of Summer' and 'LiveSOS'. Another studio album is set for release October 23rd, 2015 named 'Sounds Good Feels Good', already number 1 in over 50 countries on pre-orders alone. Their fanbase is a dedicated one called the 5SOS Fam, Fam being short for Family. The band has started a revolution in the music industry named The New Broken Scene, created to make everybody feel like they belong. The bands biggest inspirations are other bands such as Green Day, All Time Low, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, Boys Like Girls, etc.

"Have you heard about the band 5 Seconds Of Summer?"
"No, are they any good?"
"It really depends on your taste but I find them amazing, you should try listening to them."

by Bass lines are deep as fuck December 2, 2015