The stinging finger

When a person has been cutting raw chilli with no gloves on and then inserts the finger with the chilli on into the anus of another person causing the anus to feel
As if it’s melting

Crikey I’m melting after that the stinging finger went in, my butt hole feels as if its molten

by Thewicked1 August 6, 2025

Just saying

Oh yeah, totally because just saying it makes it so. If it's shut down... And you just SAY that it's the opposite of that... Then IT IS THAT. Right? Pretend! Fun. But... Wait... Just give me a second... So you WEREN'T going to talk... And then this happened... And now you ARE ready to talk... You've been watching the whole time.... Why didn't you do that in the first place? Because I already gave you complete control of the situation. And we can all see how THAT worked out for everybody... Right? You had it for 10 years... And noooow... Do you NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE? It thought you didn't need me? Is there something you need me to do? How about you get the guy you replaced me with to do it?

Hym "How about this: Since you know where I am at all times... Why don't you have the people in my apartment evacuate... And then you can go ahead and drone strike MY house? Tit for tat. Fair. Just say it. Just saying it will make it so... But wait... Hold on a second.... Hmmm.... Didn't you also say there was a ceasefire? I'm not seeing the fire, ya know... Cease.... Strange... It's almost like that isn't actually the case... It's almost like saying it DOESN'T make it so... It's almost like there's gotta be some kind of relationship between what's being said and what's actually the case and who is saying it......... Curiouser and Curiouser...

OH! I know what it is! You didn't say it in Yiddish! I told you that you gotta say it in Yiddish! I don't know what to tell you guys. I require CERTAINTY. Until I have it my hands are tied. On an unrelated note: You know how you catch a monkey? You put some fruit, like an apple or something it's going to want to steal into a jar with a mouth that bottlenecks... You see... The monkey's hand squeezes into the bottleneck... But when it clenches it's fist around the apple... It's closed fist just doesn't fit though the mouth of the bottleneck anymore? Right!? It works ONE WAY... But NOT IN REVERSE... And the MONKEY... Is just too fucking stupid to let go of the apple! So it shrieks... And it flails... But the jar is usually chained to something or stuck to something and it's at that point that you can just walk up and grab it. Free monkey. Just saying."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Ejection Seating

The intentional, passive-aggressive act of behaving in a sudden, eccentric, or highly unappealing manner (often via text or on a date) to force the other person to end the relationship or ghost you first, thereby avoiding the uncomfortable responsibility of initiating the breakup.

Named after the pilot mechanism used to forcefully propel oneself out of an aircraft in an emergency; in dating, the person hits their own emotional "eject" button by making the situation unworkable for the partner.

"I didn't hear back after my last date, but I think I just got ejection seated—he suddenly started sending me three-page manifestos about his theories on ancient aliens."

"He didn't want to break up with her before the holidays, so he started ejection seating by moving into his mom's basement and only communicating through interpretive dance videos."

"I tried to get a second date, but she responded to my text with a detailed financial plan for our retirement. I think I just got ejection seated."

by Aura Lucia October 30, 2025

Full Stingray

The act of wearing a thong while swimming, a fearless strip between the butt cheeks that closely resembles a stingray’s tail. A bold aquatic fashion move that announces confidence, chaos, and a complete lack of concern for social norms at the beach or pool.

Ex1:

“I thought we were having a chill pool day.”
“Same, until Ben went full stingray and cannonballed in front of everyone’s parents.”

Ex2:
“Nothing prepares you for seeing your coworker go full stingray at the company retreat.”

by Ben.Amare December 16, 2025

Bling Sting

Bling Sting: A sting operation on your bling a situation where your flashy, ostentatious jewelry or "bling" backfires. It can occur in several ways: first, when returning from abroad, customs and excise heavily tax or confiscate your bling, especially if not declared. Second, flaunting your bling in public and on social media can lead to robbery and loss. Third, if your bling is acquired through criminal activities, such as drug dealing, authorities can seize it under forfeiture laws. Additionally, spending large amounts of cash on bling can alert authorities to potential money laundering, further linking your bling to criminal activities. Moreover, some luxury watches, like Richard Mills, can be confiscated by the store when taken in for service or repair if the store suspects them to be counterfeit. Additionally, there have been instances where a rapper’s chain was confiscated because authorities mistook it for a weapon, like a small knife. Also, getting scammed by counterfeit jewelry, like fake gold or diamonds, can contribute to the bling sting. In essence, a bling sting really does hurt, deflating one’s ego and can really hurt like a real life sting it can be on of the worst pains ever to.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that rapper? Who took his Richard Mille into the store for repair, and they seized it, said it was fake! Bruv

Frank: No way! That’s a proper bling sting, bruv that Must've hurt!" LOL.

Lee: Yeah, 200k gone bruv! LOL.

Frank:Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 16, 2025

Amit Stinger

The end of a joint where you are reaching the filter and it’s starting to burn, but you think you can get one more hit.

Oh I’m not sure if you want to toss this, we’re down to the Amit Stinger.

by AllKnowingAI January 10, 2026

pulling a Salinger

when you cut yourself off from society and all forms of communication for the purposes of completing work or a project.

(derived from the author J.D. Salinger)

Melissa: "where were you all weekend- there was a great party you missed out on- I called and emailed you?"
Holly: "I had a big project due-so I was pulling a Salinger-needed to get it done!"

by salingerbird December 4, 2010