rusty thruster

A man's penis immediately following the act of anal sex. This term may be used in the context of both heterosexual and homosexual buttsex.
After cock-washing or A2M, the penis is no longer properly described as a rusty thruster until it is returned to the anus.

Her painful red anus gaped open, drooling lube onto her clean white sheets as the dirty old man slid his rusty thruster from her defiled poop chute with a wet, sucking sound.

by Dirty Raunchy Sanchez May 11, 2014

rusty bobsled

Noun; Similar to a rusty trombone, but more familiar to those in cold climates such as Minnesota, the Dakotas, Canada or Scandinavian nations.

"Eh there Sven, ya know I gave that ol' nort Dakota girl, Bertha, the ol' rusty bobsled. And ya know what? She took it like a pro, like gosh darn ice hockey pro dontcha know"

by Norseman November 12, 2014

Rusty Submarine

When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.

Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.

by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015

rusty steel

Excessively ginger person's freckled penis

Is that a dagger i see before me .. oh no its your rusty steel ...

by Sausage time August 29, 2015

Rusty bear Trap

The female equivalent of tea bagging. This is when a woman sits on someone's face in celebration of a kill in online gaming.

Katherine added to that guys humiliation by giving him a rusty bear trap after she killed him.

by Squishy6 September 18, 2015

rusty oreo

Butt fuckin a chick while throwing dirt on his back then you jizz on their back and scream some random shit

Dude:"oh babe you feel good."
Chick:"oh give me a rusty oreo!"
Dude:"oh I'm gonna cum!!!"
Chick:"give it to me!!!!!!"
Dude "ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck I wish you were my gay friend John santiago!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Rusty oreo September 30, 2015

rusty mullet

When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.

We were doing the rusty mullet, you know, business in the front, party in the rear.

by Carisatgewise October 12, 2015