Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

off your rocket

Someone who meant to say “is off their rocker”, but is bad at idioms.

1: You are off your rocket
2: I think that it’s rocker
1: Right, I’m bad at idioms

by ToastedRavs36 April 8, 2022

blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off

The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.

by wankiiit May 29, 2012

Prosecco Reese's Rocket

After shaking a Prosecco bottle sprayed all over a woman clothed only in two Reese's cups.

Last night that Prosecco Reese's Rocket cost me $37; it was so worth.

by Bigish Johnson April 2, 2021

bloody metal rocket

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and scraps the males dick and makes them bleed and continues to suck.

"Baby I'm going to give you a bloody metal rocket" "what's that?" "You'll find out"

Example the bloody metal rocket

by Kujas July 11, 2014

Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube

That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket

by gfjb December 28, 2015

Man Rocket

The male organ used to engage in male on male sex. Can be used by NASA employees or anyone in general.

Terry used his man rocket to penetrate Matthew after they get in a fight over jobs.

by JONMAPS August 18, 2010