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blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off
The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.
by wankiiit May 29, 2012
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Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.
Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.
by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023
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California Shit Rocket

When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020
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Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show
My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again
by Jamscone May 14, 2022
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off your rocket

Someone who meant to say “is off their rocker”, but is bad at idioms.
1: You are off your rocket
2: I think that it’s rocker
1: Right, I’m bad at idioms
by ToastedRavs36 April 8, 2022
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Armchair Rocket Scientist

A person on social media who’s only engineering experience is in stock Kerbal Space Program telling people that a team of hundreds who have years of experience don’t know what they’re doing

A person who doesn’t know what the fuck they’re talking about
CS_Skeptic said that Starship can’t fly because the flaps will tear off. What an armchair rocket scientist!
by TheRealSheep5 January 31, 2023
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Man Rocket

The male organ used to engage in male on male sex. Can be used by NASA employees or anyone in general.
Terry used his man rocket to penetrate Matthew after they get in a fight over jobs.
by JONMAPS August 18, 2010
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