Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

Red Rocket Productions

Red Rocket Productions is a comedy group based out of Denver, CO. The group contains Denver comedians Andrew Raschke, Derrick Rush, and Aaron Maslow. The group's website, www.redrocketproductions.net, contains sketch videos, stand-up comedy videos, blogs, interviews with Denver based comedians, and more.

Rod: Hey, did you see that new video from Red Rocket Productions?
Claude: Yeah, those guys are funny as fuck.

by RRPFan February 24, 2012

Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.

Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.

by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023

Little Rocket Man

He wants the west to rot and die in a hole. He also has an insane addiction to nuclear missiles. He should really go to Dr. Phil

Little Rocket Man: First I'll nuke Japan, then South Korea, then I will finally cHing ChoNg AmeRiCa

by Crotux December 11, 2019

off your rocket

Someone who meant to say “is off their rocker”, but is bad at idioms.

1: You are off your rocket
2: I think that it’s rocker
1: Right, I’m bad at idioms

by ToastedRavs36 April 8, 2022

Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube

That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket

by gfjb December 28, 2015

Man Rocket

The male organ used to engage in male on male sex. Can be used by NASA employees or anyone in general.

Terry used his man rocket to penetrate Matthew after they get in a fight over jobs.

by JONMAPS August 18, 2010