Robert

Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.

someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me

by diecryhate November 22, 2021

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Will Roberts

Will Roberts is a tall sexy MF and will steal your mum and her dog to. Be like Will Roberts, he is cool

Will Roberts stole your mum

by Alan Bennet is gay November 22, 2021

robert sonnenleitner

Robert sonnenleitner a really fun guy to be with. He is the best guy to start a Familiy with. He especially hates albanian people.

Robert sonnenleitner is an awesome dude

by Robert sonnenleitner November 22, 2021

Robert

Robert is a rascally, rambunctious, radioactive, raspy, clapped, son of a hog, rat. 🐀

Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.

by 9020 November 22, 2021

Robert

Our holy lord and savior with a nicely sized cock.

Robert is life. Robert is God.

by SarahConnorSara305 November 22, 2021

robert zoost

Robert Zoost Realty has an award-winning team of real estate professionals. They are committed to providing exceptional service, with a thorough understanding of the Okanagan real estate market.

Never seen someone Robert Zoost'ing it more than this guy over here.

by rzooster November 22, 2021