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lochlann roberts

idk what to say but he loves his brown girls man
Lochlann roberts: yo wsp gal
tvisha (who's a brown girl): ew lochlann we broke up ages ago
by itzyabaee August 15, 2023
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Robert

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.
Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020
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Robert and Evelyn

Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are

in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
Robert and Evelyn are cute together =)
by YaKnoFoSho February 6, 2022
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Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:
Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}
by SADIES:) January 1, 2012
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Robert

Robert is passionate friend who can help you in your hard time, but he wi be the friend who makes fun of you when you are heart broken.
Me: Hey Robert my boyfriend just broke up with me

Robert: Write a whole 7 paragraph texts just to comforts you.
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Robert

Massive Legend what a guy. Such a g gets bare birds drowns in legendsy and also is of the scale of legendocity
Daniel and Harry stop being such failures and be like Robert
by Rob Bentham May 1, 2020
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Robert Anderson Hueblen Is Kushina Uzumaki (Robles).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Robert Anderson Hueblen Is Kushina Uzumaki (Robles).
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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