Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.

While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.

by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025

PriceSmart

That warehouse club that actually functions just like Costco and Sam's Club(they even have a junk food place, their store sizes are just smaller) that is all over Latin America and the Carribean, but its hq is in San Diego, US, still an American company.

Instead of Kirkland, it is "Member's Selection"

Not to be confused with that other PriceSmart in British Columbia.

Getting rotisserie chicken from PriceSmart...

by Benjiinthe2020s August 23, 2025

Proc

n. Internet short-term standing for "Programmed Random Occurrence" Where which there is a triggering of a chain of events created by a pre-determined random chance coinciding with another occurrence.

n. inf. For usage outside and untethered from the internet, it may instead stand for "Predetermined Random Occurence"

v. To trigger, activate, or occur semi-randomly

note: There are many other explanations for what proc stands for, but Programmed Random occurrence is and has always been the genesis of the term.

n. "After the enemy receives 10 cold stacks, there will be a freeze proc, immobilizing them for 10s"
v. "I can't one-shot this boss unless my charm bonus procs"

n. inf. "He asked if we serve food here, I got hit with a stun proc, of course we fuckin do"
v. inf. "Sheesh, there's so much political tension, but this civil war just won't proc"

by Will of Zarathustra October 3, 2025

Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.

Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!

by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025

Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.

After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.

by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025

Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.

I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Able price

Someone who is a good listener, knows what there talking about. very good at being your friend, someone who is worth having in your life. Someone who will protect you from all The Man whore's who just wanna get into your pants. Someone who's very funny, cool and smart when he actually tires. Someone Who will help you with your boy Problems and tell you what's the reason for a guy acting that way. Someone who is able to charm any girl he wants which isn't okay. Someone Who Puts his friends before him. Someone Who Is going through A hard time. Someone With a very good taste in music, Someone With many Talents, Someone Who can rap like no other, Someone who i trust with my life. Someone who i love dearly. My Best Friend.

I wish i could have a friend like Able Price.

by thatonechick421 December 31, 2010