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Post-racial 

The act of blogging racist statements without feeling guilty. Or a type of blog that makes racist statements while trying to be ironic, and failing miserably. Often preceded with the statement, "I'm not trying to be racist but..."
Did you see that post-racial tumblr picture of those high school students posing with slanty eyes? I'm not trying to be racist, but I totally reblogged it with a gif of a someone pretending to eat a cat.
Post-racial by GenghisPenguin January 11, 2013
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post-emo 

An emo kid that finally developed the testicular fortitude to actually kill themselves instead of whining about how unfair their life is.
"dude, did you hear the Brett killed himself?"

"Brett the emo kid?"

"yeah...well...he's Post-Emo now, i guess."
post-emo by roachez February 9, 2008

Post Whore 

1. A post whore is somebody who posts a lot on a message board.
It doesn't necessarily mean that their posts are pointless or unimportant - it just means that they're probably bored or have a lot to say.

2. Someone who whores threads. Evidently making the thread about themselves.
1. Miss. M posted 1,000 posts today. What a post whore!

2. Mr. A posted 30 posts in the 'Music' thread and only commented on how shit his day was. What a stupid post whore!
Post Whore by Lady Bamelot April 12, 2006

post-drunk 

The kind of drunk where you feel really slow & unmotivated, but eventually you work yourself up into a frenzy, only to fall back off again; this cycle usually repeats itself. You tend not to talk much, if at all. This kind of drunken experience usually lasts longer than most other types, and people who don't get drunk that often have no idea this kind of drunk exists.
"I'm post-drunk, but last night I was prog drunk. I'd explain, but it's a bit complicated."
post-drunk by Woodenhead I April 23, 2008

Post Count Trolling

This is when you flame other users in a smaller scale forum in an attempt to gain a high post count faster.
"Why is Bastiche such a dick all the time?"

"I think he's just post count trolling"

post-jay 

That period after you've smoked weed where you start to remember things and want to write about them, and then you read it the next morning and you're sure you were really high.
Paper: Google Earth - beach border

You to yourself: "Yup - I was definitely post-jay last night."
post-jay by Paped Rian April 25, 2009

Post Material 

To have a very attractive male or female looks so good, it looks like thier bodies sole purpose is for intercourse.

(also see post)
person1: You see that Post Material walk by?
person2: I would leave her crippled!