Love Paint

A term coined by Patton Oswalt in an attempt to create a more wholesome term for semen.

With all that love paint, you look like a rat in a rainstorm!

Love Paint by Hugh Lloyd December 26, 2006

Paint the sky 

to cs (comitt suicide) and look back on those you love

I cant wait to paint the sky tonight

Paint the sky by shayleigh angelica March 3, 2022

scat paint 

The residual shit stain that remains after numerous flushes of ones toilet. Synonomous to "tagging" in the graffitti sub-culture. In essence, leaving ones own unique mark behind on the bowl...

"Yo, I can't believe the scat paint Janiqua left behind in my bowl... How am I supposed to keep fucking her now after seein dat!"

scat paint by cMoney Disco September 27, 2009

NFTY points 

A system in which jewish teens earns "points" for hooking up with others at a NFTY events. Although in most regions, the competition is friendly, and with out incentive, large amounts of NFTY points are big ego boosters and something to be proud of.

The following is the standard NFTY points system. However, may very from region to region:

General Member: 1 Point
Temple Youth Group Board Member: 2 Points
Temple Youth Group President: 3 Points
Regional Cabinet Member: 3.5
Regional Board Member: 4 Points
Rabbis son/daughter: 5 points
Regional Board President: 5 Points
National Board Member: 6 Points
National President: 7 Points
Advisor: 10 points

On Shabbat: x2**
Same-Sex: ^2
At a Dan Nichols concert: +3 points*
Siblings: +the age of the youngest

*When calculating total points for the weekend, do not double or square these extra points.
**Shabbat is considered over at the end of Havdalah

Mordechai: Racking up those NFTY points this weekend man?

Abraham: Yeah dude, she's the Rabbis daughter AND its Shabbat!

*fist bump*

NFTY points by allmyjews April 28, 2011

pintea 

un prost

Persoana 1: uite-l pe pintea

pintea by ubunga December 5, 2021

Piss Painter 

One who will bring on the piss. Can be hired on google. Will couat you down for a reasonable price.

"That kid smelled like he was dipped in a vat of piss. Like he woke up that morning and said "Whoo! Bring on the piss!" and someone brought on the piss. I don't know who would bring piss on, but you can pretty much hire anybody on Google these days. Just type in Piss Painters and someone will coat you down for a reasonable price."

Piss Painter by Tetyana October 14, 2006

panda points 

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.

We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!

panda points by ahicart July 15, 2011