Snap-on

The tiny but powerful erection a mechanic get at the prospect of emptying their wallets on hugely overpriced status enhancing tools

I can't go to the wallet raping toolvan yet as the customers will see I've got a snap-on.

by Baconplums October 05, 2022

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snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.

My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.

by TheGirlBird March 02, 2014

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snap puss

Noun. A flirty snap chat you send to attract a side piece while you're in a relationship with someone else.

I'm sick of my boyfriend. I'm going to send DJ Brian a snap puss to lead him on.

by GinCats123 May 14, 2017

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snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared

I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.

by Jimmy Smole January 13, 2022

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