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scrotum blast

When you run up on a bitch and suffocate her with your scrotum
Me: Man I can't stand her she be getting on my nerves
Buddy: I know bro she needs to get scrotum blasted
by JohnRedcorn69 June 10, 2017
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ego blasting

Ego blasting- convincing someone to do something via saying your gonna beat them at it.
Why are you ego blasting me bro?
by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018
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Blast

Back in ancient times - like the '60's - 70's many people would have a lot of fun and a great time. When they would talk about to others they would say they "Had a blast!" They had a fantastic time.
"I LOVE my new car! Drove it to California and back! Had a blast!"
"Went out dancing with the girls. Out late! Had a blast!"
"Today we rafted down the river. Several rapids! Whoohoo! Had a blast!!!"
by Millyunair18 September 19, 2017
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Sand Blasting

To have romantic relations on the beach. In the wild animal position while Chewbacca noises are made. One sticks their thumb in their into their mouth moist if their flange. Then take the wet and moist thumb and insert it into the sand below your knees. Then secretly and instantly jam the Falange into the sphincter of the receiving partner and hold on or you will be tractor pulling. Edward❤️ 🔥Edward
To be Sand Blasting is when a sausage thumb is inserted into the moist mouth the sand then into the butthole.

Give me a beer before I sand blast that ass.

You may want to see a doctor after I sand blast your ass oh and….your ph level may be off.

We was gettin it on the beach when I Sand Blasted that ass!

The sandy thumb of thumb thumb
by Edward❤️‍🔥Edward April 10, 2023
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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Furry blast

Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
Person 1: Furry blast

Person 2: I get it man, the shmergs are running the world. Bring back AH.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
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Blast

Guy I need to go an blast !
by Jethrosplight November 3, 2023
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