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noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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Noodles

Noodles? you want same come get same
by Isuckd4fr33 December 25, 2018
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Vietnamese Noodle

by bmobitch January 24, 2017
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lawn noodle

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!
by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018
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Noodle

What a heterosexual woman becomes, when she drinks too much and makes out with any other female. This is because, a noodle is straight until wet.
Alicia is such a noodle. 3 Shots, then she's swapping spit with any chick willing to make out with her.
by bucbinky May 30, 2016
mugGet the Noodlemug.

Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz

The name of a member of a TACO BELL RAMEN NOODLE CULT
Bish that Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azz gotta get her TV stuck in her toilet
by AVOCADOSTAPLER August 17, 2018
mugGet the Taco Bell Ramen Noodle Azzmug.

noodle man

by noodleman13344 January 2, 2021
mugGet the noodle manmug.

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