Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.

I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.

by November 17, 2021

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays September 03, 2015

Butt Log

A brown sticks that is produced from 2 meat balloons

yes it butt log

by Dr. Trouser Trumpet June 04, 2021

m-log

One whose nickname, or 'handle', can be referred to as "Mason."

1:) That m-log can't fit in the mason jar.

2:) DAAAAMMMMN! Did you see that hoe from the trap house that m-log bagged?!

by ElectrikBoogaloo November 15, 2017

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

by ipat8 February 17, 2024

log collage middle school

A place that teachers don't care about you give you stuff you don't need and
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick

Log collage middle school is a terrible place

by Kidissome February 01, 2020

log clog

When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.

There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019