January 6th

It's the birthday of famous consulting drama queen Sherlock Holmes. You can celebrate it by clueing for looks or wearing the purple shirt of sex. But healthy alternative is also just being an asshole to all your friends

Person A: Dude it's January 6th
Person B: Shut up, I'm clueing for looks
Person A: oH...nice shirt btw
Person B: THATS THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX YOU IDIOT

by catbush_da_potato October 31, 2019

January 26,2009

Ur the ugliest person in ur school if u are born this day

Jenny: Why is that girl so ugly

Mark: Because she was born on January 26 2009

Danny:Yeah is u were born on January 26,2009 ur the ugliest person in ur school

by Months_ November 11, 2020

27 january

National day to post your friend who doesn’t have social media.

“it’s 27 january so it’s time to finally post you”🤷🏼 ♀️

by bethanny.i.made.biscuits January 25, 2023

January 29

Go up to your crush and ask the the big question ❤️❤️❤️💋✨🥰🥴🦋

Let’s see if you’ll get a bf/gf and if you do congrats 🎊

On January 29 meet up with your crush/lover and ask them out

Maybe you’ll get a kiss 💋💋❤️🤍🦋🥴

by Youlookpretyy378 January 20, 2022

January 6ther

A person who participated in the January 6th insurrection at the US Capitol Building.

Jacob Chansley is a January 6ther.

by headshotcraft March 26, 2023

January 15th

January 15th- Look Your Name Up on Urban Dictionary Day

Person 1 : Hey, did you hear about January 15th?

Person 2: No, what is it?

by tylenol pain relief January 6, 2020

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019