January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

January 4

This day Is a holy day. It is know that on this day we celebrate National Grape Day. This message was brought to you by Pakistan

What is January 4
National grape day

by SavorOFpakistan October 1, 2020

January 3

Slap your friends ass today for No Reason.

Because you are born on January 3

Ow why are you slapping my ass u idiot

Because its January 3

by Stranger you dont know November 23, 2021

January 15

People born on this day like to play victim and are often depressed and hungry. They’re fun sometimes and other times ruin others days . Great manipulators

Oh he’s he’s acting like you’re the problem when it’s him? He must be a Capricorn, most likely born on January 15

by Don’t play victim November 23, 2021

18th of january

international worms day

the 18th of January is defined as international worms day and its not just earth worms

by zane4991 February 27, 2023