Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

Minecraft

Every Fucking 9 Year Old: It’S bEtTeR tHaN fOrTnItE!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!

Guy 1: Hey Wanna Play Minecraft!
Guy 2: No, I Can’t, I Only Have An Xbox 360
Guy 1: Don’t Worry I Have An Xbox One, We Can Play Through Cross Gen Play!
Guy 2: LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!

by EmperorLemon July 10, 2023

The Minecraft Movie

I am jerking off and shit 'cause I'm in fucking Minecraft

*During game sesh* I'm in The Minecraft Movie

by John UrbanDictionary II April 11, 2025

Minecraft

This is a video game that was very popular when it first came out. After a year or two, it became disliked for some random reason. When it was 2019, it has become the most popular video game with CS:GO behind in second place.

I love playing Minecraft!

by food_pleas January 28, 2020

Minecraft

funny block game

I was playing Minecraft for 12 hours

by F0XMCEDU February 24, 2022

Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)

Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!

by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025

Minecraft sticky piston

A Minecraft sticky piston

I'm gonna fuck venessa with my minecraft sticky piston

by BigBoiChunges October 18, 2019