Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014

hipster

The enemy of the emo. The two groups generally hate each other. Emo people will generally try to drown hipsters in the mainstream, while hipsters will put the emos in a circle room so they have no corner to cry in.

"Ugh. It's a hipster." Says the emo girl.

"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.

*war begins*

by emotional emo June 2, 2015

hipster boycott

When you boycott a product or service you were never buying to begin with.

John says he's boycotting Starbucks because of their price increases, but he never went there before. A real hipster boycott

by tdbmachine November 8, 2023

Hipster Hitler

A good web comic about if Hitler was, obviously, a hipster. 10/10 IGN

It's not.
But here.

Boiii 1: Boiii have you seen the latest Hipster Hitler comic?
Boiii 2: Nah dude
Boiii 1: its lit. Go read it you piece of shit.
Boiii 2: K m8

by TotallyHandsome August 14, 2017

Boardgame Hipster

The middle aged folks that just need a little break from their very important office jobs.

I joined this gaming group for D&D and Catan, but it's just a bunch of boardgame hipsters so nothing but Scattergories and Uno!

by straight_trashavl October 1, 2025

Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.

Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.

by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019

hipster

A person who trolls niche branding, fashion, culture, or philosophy solely to be "hip;" usually of affluent background. A distinctively pompous nonconformist.

That tiny bar down the street used to be a cool hangout until tourists and hipsters heard about it.

by PBJ_ok November 17, 2018