Henry Zoellner

A kid who makes trash ass music and promotes it but nobody listens.

I am so tired of Henry Zoellner pushing his music to me, it’s so booty cheeks.

by jerryswanson April 22, 2024

henry truong

1. the act of procrastinating to the point where you start after time ends so you're technically not even late
2. a weird dude who hoes himself out for keyboards

i totally henry truonged
beware of henry truongs, and keep your keyboards safe around him

by Stormmmmmm January 25, 2018

henry gordon

A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him

Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.

by harshilthecommercial October 09, 2017

Henri Jeanson

A "Henri Jeanson", so to speak, is a phenomenon in which all the world's charisma, magnetism, charm, intelligence and generally all attributes considered to be peaks of humanity are coalesced into a mortal form - designated Henri Jeanson. This scantly seen entity walks the Earth truly devoid of flaws, merely observing the comparatively sullied environment around itself, taking notes for machinations beyond the descriptive scope of our lexicons. Truly a being of praise.

"I am become Henri Jeanson" - Henri Jeanson

by SirEggulous May 03, 2025

Henri Jeanson

Henri Jeanson is a French-Laotian "person" who perpetually loses against the ever magnanimous Bee Yan'kyaa.
He is also the ultimate 🧃 and will steal your things despite your good faith and he also takes Art (no wonder hes homeless)

Person 1: "Is that Henri Jeanson at the shelter?"
Person 2: "Obviously he took GCSE Art"

by YoungPerpendicularQuarter February 09, 2025

John Richard Henry

They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive

Look at John Richard Henry, he’s so hot

by Fior Mell April 18, 2019

awkward henry

When your gun is half-cocked. Or in other words, your dick.

Dude, me and my girlfriend were making out last night and I totally had an awkward Henry the entire time.

by awkwardhenry January 27, 2016