Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018

juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 15, 2018

gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018

Gobble on grapes

Nicer way of saying choke and die.

Idiotic fool: is Germany in Africa?
Intellectual individual: Tf man go gobble on grapes.
Idiotic fool: *gasps*
Class: *gasps*

by Me mam m9 June 11, 2018

The Walking Grape

A round and luciuos idiot whi tends to wear lots of purple and black.

"What the fuck is timothy doing"

"Being a lucious version of The Walking Grape!"

by FuckingIdiotThot October 15, 2018

on the grape

Sitting on someone's testicles

Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.

by weirdershit May 8, 2020

A bunch of grapes

Aussie colloquialism for hemorrhoids

"Gavin is walking funny, he must have a bunch of grapes."

by Tyzzza August 13, 2020