"Hey Chad, did you hear about today?"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"
"Naw bro whats today?"
"kiss your girlfriend day!"
"Too bad you dont have one"
by the_gay_goddess69 March 3, 2022

by CamisCool October 11, 2019

Jeremy: here’s my hoodie!!
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
Miranda: wait why??!
Jeremy: it’s National give your girlfriend a hoodie day!! <3
by simpingforhim13 August 23, 2022

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!
by SergeantSoN'So February 9, 2024

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?
guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???
guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!
guy 2: bitch are you retarded
guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!
bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???
guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!
guy 2: bitch are you retarded
guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!
bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

by Salty sock September 6, 2021
