Girlfriend

Something that does not exist. Something it is impossible to obtain.

Girlfriend? I’ve never heard of that Pokémon.

by Mr. I don’t know August 2, 2022

Girlfriended

To be categorised separately from someone's main social group.

Refers to the act of not allowing your social life to crossover with your sex life.

Person 1: I'm heading out for my 18th with my mates.

Person 2: Oh hey how come you didn't ask me to join?

Person 1: Nah we'll do something on the weekend for it.

Person 2: Woah since when have I been girlfriended?

by SilverToffee May 23, 2009

National Girlfriend Appreciation Day

Post your gf and show her how much you appreciate her and what she does for you. March 9th!!!

“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”

by Idk why i’m on this March 9, 2022

girlfriend

somebody that will get you to buy them food

man i want a girlfriend

by hey how are you November 6, 2020

Therion girlfriend

a girlfriend that is not real but in you imagination goonotizes you

I just got my very first therion girlfriend

by Mr Beldings Therion girlfriend May 4, 2024

target girlfriend

A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work

“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”

“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Girlfriend ringer

A ringer that goes off when you get near your girlfriend or when your girlfriend tells you they are somewhere. So they can go find you.

Oh my goodness my girlfriend ringer is going off right now.!

by Lesbians for girls May 1, 2022