get hitched

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

Getting Hopped

When an old Italian man of short stature ranging from 5'-1" to 5'-6" repeatedly tries to insert his small foot into your anus as you are running for you life.

The boys were running for their little lives as papi Mario was chasing them while cursing in Italian and screaming 'come back here so i can hop you!'.

Maybe we shouldn't play ball in the house, we may end up getting hopped by papi.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

get vectored

a word to use when you wanna ruin someones whole day.

when your mom breaks your xbox so you break her neck, get vectored.

by vectorgetvectored February 14, 2022

get smeezed

to get fucked up

person 1: "yoooo let's get smeezed this weekend"
person 2: "i'm so ready i've got the alc & drugs"

by getsmeezed March 27, 2019

Get width it

Satisfy an addict to fat and sugar.

You better Get width it, you be bout to starve!

by zwf August 26, 2013

Getting Sheened

To get hammered
Getting intoxicated beyond all reason
Having a night with porn stars and drugs
Being fired
Buying drugs
Crazy

I'm Getting Sheened tonight!

Honey, had a bad day today. I'm Getting Sheened

id rather be getting sheened right about now

Man, i think i've been getting sheened lately

by Bill Climpton March 25, 2011