Dink Fingers

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is a complete asshole and is completely useless.

Hey "dink fingers", thanks for all the help!

by NickoshieT June 28, 2010

Hotdog Finger

When you are going to finger a girl, you instead spread her folds and lay your finger in the middle, preferably the index finger, and either push down or move it fast up and down

You gave Jess a hotdog finger? Did she like it?

Yes and yes.

by Sexual terms November 14, 2016

Finger Tarded

The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.

an example of what finger tarded looks like.

"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."

by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008

Paint Finger

A small blob of paint left over on ones finger after using spray paint. Always happens with hard to wash off paint.

I have paint finger after painting my mailbox.

by Tim Godsil April 13, 2008

finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.

I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.

by spring break 06 for life October 14, 2010

mallet fingers

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.
Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?
Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!
Jane: ooh ouch!

by CrackwhoMoFo June 13, 2009

Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

by flakycake May 6, 2010