fever sweats

A condition characterized by and inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology is fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in medical residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD

"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"

by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022

Gay boy fever

It's when a gay person can't get boys out of there head and can't stop daydreaming about them because there so cute, hot or sexy. Example: a gay person reads a lovely book with "a price going against his parents wish's to kill the boy and instead save him and escape with him to find a new life and end up falling in love and having a child" then after reading that the gay might end up with gay fever and thinking " this book is so lovely like I LOVE like I want to mary it it's so good I'm in love" and with that they become in "love" with the boys and their relationship with each other.

Girl I'm having LIKE DOWN BAD BAD A## GAY BOY FEVER AND I AM UNABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS/THESE BOY(S) AND I'M GAYLY DYING!!!! PLS SPAM MEMES!!!!!

by Fluffy_boy January 29, 2022

YBA Fever

When you’re simply just too addicted to Your Bizarre Adventure (A.K.A "Skin Grinding Simulator"), you cannot have enough of it and you keep coming back for more. No matter how much you dream of escaping, you always wish you can just quit this God-forsaken game

YBA Joe: Dude, I don’t think I can ever get my dream skin I’ve been trying to get it everyday for weeks
Mentally Sane Person: bruhb u got da YBA Fever 💀

by DaPlompyVeryGamer January 30, 2022

Comma fever

when you use comma (,) too much.
like i do, dont get comma fever

i, have, comma fever, help, me,

by Not_Ice March 30, 2022

Cat Fever

A person who wants to have a cat because they love cats.

*Avery and Jessie look thru a collection of cute and funny cat memes*
Avery: "omg I WANT A CAT NOW, THEY'RE SO LOVELY"
Jessie: "You now have cat fever"

by Its Hero March 31, 2022

Chocolate Fever

When that cold brew hits just right, ynkow what I mean player? That feeling when a man wants to dive straight into the dark void and taste the Forbiden Fruit. When you see a chocolate mama and you don't know the difference from up and down. Symptoms of Chocolate Fever include blindness, increase in libido, and possible cardiac arrest.

Adam-Dam cuzzo, this darkskin chick was all up on me in the subway, I almost caught a case of Chocolate Fever.
Nick-I know what you mean boss we all get a hankerin for some dark meat.

by LegendTwenty7n April 9, 2022

Miraculous (ladybug) Fever

A term used for shows that have never ending love circles like the 2016 Zag inc show Miraculous Ladybug. This occurs when two characters in a show have feelings for eachother and get repeatedly teased about getting into a relationship yet they never successfully get together.

Person 1: Do the two finally get together?
Person 2: Nah bro, The show has Miraculous (ladybug) Fever

by MaidMarianReal April 14, 2022