Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

Evan

a right sad git

S: Is that evan?

P: Yes, probably talking about spider man again

by mcdontle May 19, 2021

Mr Evans

A serial killer with malicious intent to murder everyone as he knows how to get away with it properly

Joey: That guy looks like a right Mr Evans!

by George Bowser May 19, 2021

Chris Evans

The hottest daddiest man of all

Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?

by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021

Evan

Noun: Sussy Baka meme man that is funny and is Candace’s friend
Verb: evaning means being sus or amusing

Stop evaning your such a Emily your such a pot head.
Evan is a meme.

by Akinney2010 May 26, 2021

Evan Belzu

A certain individual who is famous in the Roblox community and allied with an individual named "Calin Madi" for their 23 subscriber special.

"Hey dude, ever heard of Evan Belzu? That guy did that one collab video with Calin Madi"

by jban12 August 21, 2024

Evan

Evan is the kind of guy who not only loves hitting up the hottest shops but also knows how to enjoy a good time in the bedroom. His idea of a perfect day involves a mix of indulging in retail therapy and receiving enthusiastic attention in the form of getting his dick suck. With a knack for combining his passions, Evan ensures that both his shopping bags and his intimate moments are equally satisfying.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.

Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.

I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.

What’s Evan’s personality like?

Noah: oh… Well

by NoahMiguelrz August 26, 2024