Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
Get the drink yourself sidewaysmug. Parlance used by serial entrepreneurs and wealthy individuals to suggest something expensive / contentions is inexpensive / non-contentious to them.
by GIP2017 May 3, 2018
Get the Round of drinksmug. by Tim222 October 1, 2014
Get the Happiness Drinkmug. 
Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019
Get the Mittelschmerz drinkmug. A cocktail made with a lot of sugary ingredients which are often consumed by younger female bar patrons. Consumption of such cocktails will make one put on weight and have horrible hangovers. Examples include the Sweet Tart, Sex on the Beach, Fuzzy Navel and anything with Rum Chata.
by Webdev1 December 27, 2022
Get the Fat girl drinkmug. A "eureka" moment but instead of exclaiming "eureka," you exclaim "mmm" because your mouth is full of water.
Two entrepreneurs (E) drinking:
E1: "We need a business idea."
E2: "Yeah, but what?"
E1: *Takes a drink and comes up with an idea* "Mmm!"
E2: "I know that sound! That's a drink thought exclamation!"
E1: "We need a business idea."
E2: "Yeah, but what?"
E1: *Takes a drink and comes up with an idea* "Mmm!"
E2: "I know that sound! That's a drink thought exclamation!"
by Licensed_Nerd August 8, 2020
Get the Drink Thought Exclamationmug.