dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.

Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler

by The Coffin Maker December 29, 2015

Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.

Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!

by RareMojo September 21, 2021

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 02, 2022

Belinda Dong

SRSLYYYYY......

Stop copying meeeee I'm Belinda Dong

by hotmilf69420 July 17, 2021

Haw Dong

A really cool guy

Friend 1: that guy is so cool

Friend 2: yeah he must be Haw Dong

by Illiterate fool November 22, 2021

DUNG DONG

A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.

Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.

by Joey Corn February 23, 2018

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .

since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.

by Jack Fancy December 25, 2009