Dead Convo

What's the Conversation me, Travis and Rob are having thsi moment on MSN.

When no one has typed anything for awhile.

by RandyL March 10, 2003

Dead ting

A dead ting is a word that Amber used to describe Joanna off 2019s season of love island, meaning a boring ass bitch. Dont fuck with dead tings if you dont want depression

broski: Hows that peng bird of yours?

victim of the dead ting: Her ass a dead ting i dont fuck with her anymore. I needed antidepressants after every convo

by aHoeNevaGetsCold August 8, 2019

Dead Doll

A girl full of darkness who looks like she's made out of plastic with crosses on her clothes and rings in her lip, nose, ears, and tongue. Often she looks sullen and/or sad. Give her the corpse of a dead bunny to make her feel better.

"I saw a dead doll at the mall. She made me want to throw up blood and pray to Jesus and get laid all the same time."

by Voxieniv January 15, 2009

dead drift

A fart cloud that holds its form and potency for an extended time. Most often in a low ceiling hallway setting.

Oh christ! I just cut through someones dead drift on my way to class.

by rooster_nugget December 19, 2012

dead assodopholis

Dead assopopholis is a condition where all the blood in your body turns to lead and you cant get up.

Meaning of lazyness.

(MATT) James, you been sitting there all day
(JAMES) yea i know, i am bored.
(MATT) naw, you got dead assodopholis.

by mjax October 23, 2009

Dead in a dick

1. The worst possible situation you can be in.
2. Very intoxicated by drugs or alcohol, but more specifically marijuana.

1. Dude, if Snaggle sees us, we're dead in a dick.
2. If I do anymore, I'll be dead in a dick, and I won't be able to drive.

by TyroneB843 November 5, 2008

dead mouse

When a female places her used tampon in a toilet and doesn't flush it.

"What skank left a dead mouse in the toilet?"

Jane left a dead mouse for her boyfriend because he kept peeing on the seat.
(as a prank)

by J.S.C August 14, 2006