Dan Klim

Kid failing to pass 6 form who steals toy cars off kids.

Dan klim has completely wasted my time and cannot be trusted!

by UncleSteven February 14, 2019

Dan

One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.

Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.

Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs

by JerZWorth December 18, 2021

Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.

Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.

by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024

Dan and Nick

2 sexy mo-fuckas that always turns the fuck up 24/7

Dan and Nick just got there dicks sucked.

by Crouchy November 7, 2018

Dan

he’s the man with a plan in his hand

Dan

by thatmanwithaplaninhishand February 28, 2021

Dan Moment

when you say something mean but take it back and say "IM JUST JOSHING"

Man 1:"You are very short"
Man 2:"Why would you say that"
Man 1:"I'M JUST JOSHING"
Man 2:"That's Dan Moment"

by godgamer1234 May 18, 2021

Dan Heng

Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.

Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"

by NYV4-0815 May 5, 2024