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The name given to a day when a man chooses spend all of or a significant part of the day with a group of girls/women instead of hanging out with his bros. The name Lady Day should only apply to those cases when the male actively seeks out said ladys and explicitly does not apply to cases in which sex is involved(e.g. man has stayed over and gets caught in the morning, man is actively pursuing sexual relations with one or more of the ladys)
The name given to a day when a man chooses spend all of or a significant part of the day with a group of girls/women instead of hanging out with his bros. The name Lady Day should only apply to those cases when the male actively seeks out said ladys and explicitly does not apply to cases in which sex is involved(e.g. man has stayed over and gets caught in the morning, man is actively pursuing sexual relations with one or more of the ladys)
Bro 1: Hey where did your roommate go? I thought we were going to the game.
Bro 2: I saw him next door having coffee and scones with a bunch of girls
Bro 1: Ohh, he must be having one of his Lady Days
Bro 2: I saw him next door having coffee and scones with a bunch of girls
Bro 1: Ohh, he must be having one of his Lady Days
by stumbleinn11 July 7, 2011
Get the Lady Daymug. A special holiday in which males compete in a competition to see who has the best erection. Simple by balancing a ball on their penis, urinating, and masturbating. Clothes are not permitted on this holiday.
Jamie hosted an annual Erection Day contest to see which penis has the best erection! All because of her bare midriff
by VBruno November 12, 2013
Get the Erection Daymug. A really awesome day where world-wide, everyone called Joey is celebrated just for being the complete awesome people that they are. A Joey is usually incredibly good looking, hilariously funny and the type of person who everyone loves. Joey Day is celebrated on the 30th of January every year.
by BobbieSmellsLikeDung March 22, 2011
Get the Joey Daymug. 1: The day your parents find your stash of marijuana.
2: The day your girlfriend finds you at a strip club
3: The day in several fucked up religions that state the end of everything.
4: The day SkyNet takes over
2: The day your girlfriend finds you at a strip club
3: The day in several fucked up religions that state the end of everything.
4: The day SkyNet takes over
Example 1:
Mom: What the FUCK is that green shit u got under your bed?!?
Kid: Chewed up froot loops?
Example 2:
Bitch: Marty what the FUCK are you doing here at this strip club??
Marty: what the fuck are YOU doing here, bitch?!?
Example 3:
Christian Bigot: OMFG THAT GUY KILLED MY FAMILY, JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING!!!
Me: (shoots him dead)
Example 4:
Sarah Connor: 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
Mom: What the FUCK is that green shit u got under your bed?!?
Kid: Chewed up froot loops?
Example 2:
Bitch: Marty what the FUCK are you doing here at this strip club??
Marty: what the fuck are YOU doing here, bitch?!?
Example 3:
Christian Bigot: OMFG THAT GUY KILLED MY FAMILY, JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING!!!
Me: (shoots him dead)
Example 4:
Sarah Connor: 3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.
by Tory fucking Burnett June 21, 2008
Get the Judgment Daymug. A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.
What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.
by Spun Runner April 22, 2005
Get the earth daymug. A day where instead of working, you simply wander all over the office spending 10-15 minutes at each desk socializing. The effect is that not only do you have absolutely no productivity what so ever, but you lower the productivity of several other individuals. By the end of the day, the person has single-handedly caused a downgrade in productivity for the entire company.
I was up until 3am getting high and playing Nintendo so I'm not real motivated today. Maybe I'll just make it a tim day.
by Gooomba February 8, 2008
Get the Tim Daymug. Celebrated on February 14, as a substitute for Valentine's Day. Celebrated between all guys as an excuse to get free candy without getting awkward. An appropriate form of appreciation after receiving candy is a handshake-shoulderbump combo. Originating from a private middle school in Concord, MA.
Dude, I got ripped off by my Dudentine. He gave me one jolly rancher and I gave him a 12 pack of air heads.
Happy Dudentine's Day bro. (handshake-shoulderbump combo)
Happy Dudentine's Day bro. (handshake-shoulderbump combo)
by Guava Hunter June 16, 2010
Get the Dudentine's Daymug.