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come on jóts

come on joto..as in come on fag....you say it when someones talkin an it sounds like a lie...or you just don't feel like listenin to they ass
junior- aye bro..i finally split with my chick...i don't love that hoe...
me- come on jóts..everyone knows your sprung doans on that bitch..
by woohdehz October 2, 2007
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the Second Coming

Be prepared. The weird guy from texas has found his successor.
?: Did you hear? The Second Coming of the weird guy from texas is happening.
!: 100% Red doing this for attention
by the russia (p)resident January 31, 2023
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What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...
Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
mugGet the Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!mug.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.

By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.

Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.
My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
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Swedish Come Back

In a competitive drinking game situation, usually beirut, a team predicts a victory, or a "sweet come back," only to lose the game.

Can also be spelled Swedish Cum Back.
"Dude, we're totally going to kick your asses! I don't care if you've hit seven cups and every shot we take misses the table, this come back is going to be insane! We're heating up!" would qualify as a Swedish Come Back if the team choked and lost a few cups later.
by BeirutAllStar December 14, 2008
mugGet the Swedish Come Backmug.

let them come. frostmourne hungers.

A quote said by the Lich King himself, in the end of the World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King patch 3.3 "Fall of the Lich King" cinematic. Easily the most epic quote in video game history.
by weeqo789 December 24, 2016
mugGet the let them come. frostmourne hungers.mug.

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