A guy you hangout with on the side that likes to go out and party. Hopes to get lucky with you after you’re drunk. Doesn’t care that you have a boyfriend. Like really shitty music.
Sorry I have to go out with a college friend tonight. I had such a good time at the nickel back show with my “college friend”.
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college: you better pay up fucker
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
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Get the College 4 for 4 mug.When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
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Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.
Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.
Please limit the word, "college," and it's verbal usage, undoubtedly is a trigger word for at least 1 in every 3 people
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A self-important and egotistical genius, known for their ability to walk on the grass between lessons and their billowing gowns. Collegemen are a group of fourteen boys every year who have passed Winchester Election, an incredibly painful exam. As such, a typical Collegeman will be expected to get at least full marks in any examination, and will then gloat about it.
A self-important and egotistical genius, known for their ability to walk on the grass between lessons and their billowing gowns. Collegemen are a group of fourteen boys every year who have passed Winchester Election, an incredibly painful exam. As such, a typical Collegeman will be expected to get at least full marks in any examination, and will then gloat about it.
Me: See that Collegeman over there?
Friend: Yes, he's a right old brainbox, and I detest him for it
Collegeman: (From across a field) What Plebians!
Friend: Yes, he's a right old brainbox, and I detest him for it
Collegeman: (From across a field) What Plebians!
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